BRIE is hooked up to their HENTAI TENTACLE INTERFACE and is mentally projected to a MATRIX SPACE where we meet ANNETTE BE-NING. Yes it looks a lot like the power-INHIBITOR-implant from Agents of SHIELD, crossed with the shock-controller from Thor Ragnarok, but let's not think about that.īRIE and JUDE take the KREE SUBWAY for their regular appointment with the KREE SUPREME INTELLIGENCE. Ouch! Remember you can lose your photon-zap power at any time, since it comes from that implant in your neck. Wait, so now it's smile LESS?! There's just no pleasing some people. You must learn to suppress your emotions, 'Veers'! I hope it's not confusing anyone to use only a fragment of your character's name, and then mispronounce it so it's also a verb. They head over to ALIEN PLANET FITNESS and begin to SPAR! I couldn't sleep so thought I'd come round for a booty call, as in, where I kick your booty ALL over the damn place. JUDE LAW is woken by a knock on the door which proves to be BRIE LARSON.

The MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE opening is modified to be all STAN LEE CAMEOS and a title card says THANK YOU STAN and STAN gets a moving SPACE FUNERAL where he turns into a MULTI-COLOURED SPARKLY SPACE ARROW and WHO PUT EXTRA FEELS IN THE POPCORN DAMMIT WE ONLY ASKED FOR ONE LAYER OF FEELS.

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